[ASTRO] Dexter Why? and Dorkstuff Speak

[Scott Stanton <causeyway@yahoo.com>]

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Dexter Why? and Dorkstuff have requested that the following message be
forwarded to the astro-list:


> hello and good day to all who subscribe to the listserv.  Dexter and I
> feel we need to catch all of you up to speed with the clone situation,
> alpha in particular.  We have been getting some much needed R&R at the
> beautiful astro-resort here in sunny south Florida where we just
> finished schooling the gammas enabling them to handle the rigors of
> the road.  As I'm sure you all know, it's not easy being a clone -
> especially a clone of Birdstuff.  But with the pain and torment there
> is also the love and sympathy of the few who understand what it's like
> to be created from obviously mutated genes and then thrown into the
> deep end of earthlife having to deal with earthlings and their odd way
> of living. Of course, seeing that there is no longer a DExter X in the
> Astro-program, Dexter Why? feels no pressure whatsoever. Those few -
> most of whom are reading this - i thank you.
> 
> Wiping away the tears, let's move on to the news... 
> 
> First of all---Dorkstuff and Dexter Why? would like to introduce the
> clone of The Brannock Device--The new and improved ---The Button
> Device--- Like the Brannock, the Button will be happy to help you and
> answer any questions concerning the Alpha clones.  The Brannock only
> gave Button the Alpha knowledge. All of the Brannock Device's
> knowledge may cause an overload in the Button's young clone mind.
> Brannock is simply looking out for the Button's well-being. But do not
> underestimate the Button! He has proven his leadership abilities in
> all areas here at the Atsro-resort in sunny South Florida and may we
> mention it is wonderful.  We have seen many new things in Florida.
> Dorkstuff says he loves the Florida colors and is now searching for a
> neon suit or maybe a lovely pastel. Yesterday ,I, Dexter Why? was
> introduced to a famous Florida drink called "The ZIMA", but was
> quickly scolded by the Button device for foolish antics. I loved its
> sparkling nature, but could not endure disappointing The Button.
> 
> There is now a new addition to the never-ending line of
> projectionists:  We introduce D-Briefs.  (You might remember Eight
> Ball, the hotel pillow-stealing, tobacco-smoking, gambling addict who
> accompanied us on the first tour.  He was last seen on the Riverboat
> Casino.)  Enter D-Briefs, a man of greater discipline who has gone
> through extensive training from The Button Device here in sunny South
> Florida.  We have high hopes, but we understand his human-nature lends
> itself to easy corruption.  (e.g., Eight Ball)
> 
> We look forward to seeing you in your hometowns.
> 
> Signing off from sunny South Florida,
> The Alpha Clones
> Dorkstuff and Dexter Why?
> 
> Technical inquiries may be addressed to The Button Device,
> causeyway@hotmail.com
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