[ASTRO] Re: dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

[Michael Kepler <kepler@metro1.com>]

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(if you wonder what this is about, read the inclusion below, otherwise
please ignore and excuse the long inclusion)

Well, Sparky, I hate to break it to you but the Autograph is hers
fair-and-square.  There is just no disputing it.  You asked for it
for her, Starcrunch signed it specifically to her, and you gave it
to her.  These are the painful facts with which you must learn to live.
Frankly, I think this is your reward for having a "too cool for autographs"
attitude.  

Don't worry.  Now that your attitude is, presumably, adjusted, you can 
get autographs of your own the next time the ASTRO-dudes roll into town.
In the meantime you can admire my ASTRO-graphs at:

	 http://www.ipinc.net/~kepler/asr3k.html

Speaking of "lilith lesbo rock", I advise you to tread a little more
lightly.  The ASTRO-list is home to ASTRO-fans of many varieties and
we all wanna be good friends, right?  By the way, I am a big fan of
Suzanne Vega, who participated in the Lilith Festival.

Mookie

On Sat, 15 Nov 1997, Hip-Hepcat wrote:

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> Well after you all read this I may be banished from the astro-list for
> my complete and deplorable idiocy. 
> 
> You see a while ago I had a conversation with my then girlfriend and a
> few others.  They were all going on about who's autograph they would
> like to have.  I stated that it is juvenile for anybody over 16 to
> badger an individual for an autograph.  I mused for a second and
> retorted that I would seek only one--- not because he is a great
> guitarist but because his name is so cool.  Yes Star Crunch.
> 
> I went to see the Astromen a month later and as luck would have it Mr.
> Crunch sat down next to me at the bar.  So realizing my girlfriend's
> birthday was a week later I asked him to sign a flyer I ripped off the
> wall for her.  Of course he was very cordial and  signed it" To
> Heather,  I assume you exist somewhere in space---Crunch".  We actually
> hung out for a while. 
> 
> Anyhow I put this in with her card for her Birthday.  It was a gag but
> very nice of me nonetheless.  Well this chick and I no longer speak and
> she still has Crunch's autograph and WON"T give it back. I don't care
> about the relationship I just want that back.   Why does this(for lack
> of offensive term) hussy need Star Crunch's autograph when she's into
> all this lilith lesbo rock(don't get me started on that garbage)?  
> 
> I can only be angry at myself for being so courteous.
> 
> Sorry this is so long but I needed to vent and only you listees realize
> the sentimental value of that. 
> 
> Hip-Hepcat.
> 
> 
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