Welcome puny earthlings...
There is one sure way to reserve a place for yourself in the future,
and that is by donating yourself to Man or Astro-man? research Laboratories!
That's right, your only hope is to become a Voluntary Astrro-Specimen!
Here is the scoop...
We have so many experiments to do with you earthlings, that rounding up specimens becomes too time consuming, SO.....by using what is disquised as a fan-club, we are able to make you submit with ease, hence incresing our vast efficiency!
Here is how we pacify you:
- For $14 US
- For $16 US for Canada
- For $20 US for overseas
you get....
- An Astro-Specimen Identification card (cause all you earthlings look alike)
- An Astro-Specimen Research garment (cleverly marketed as a "T-shirt")
- An Astro-Specimen Authentic Space Dust Sample Pack
- An Astro-Specimen Space Rock Sample
- Discounts on merch purchased at live shows (with your ID)
Wow!..
here is where you send your silly earth dollars
Send money orders or checks please no cash!..and if you check bounces..we will unleash the power of the Astro-men to haunt your credit rating for eternity!
Man or Astro-man? Voluntary Astro-Specimen Group
PO Box 250376
Atlanta, GA 30325
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