Welcome puny earthlings...
The T-Shirts were mailed Today! ! (11/05/96)
So you should be getting it Very soon...
There is one sure way to reserve a place for yourself in the future,
and that is by donating yourself to Man or Astro-man? research Laboratories!
That's right, your only hope is to become a Voluntary Astrro-Specimen!
Here is the scoop...
We have so many experiments to do with you earthlings, that rounding up specimens becomes too time consuming, SO.....by using what is disquised as a fan-club, we are able to make you submit with ease, hence incresing our vast efficiency!
Here is how we pacify you:
- For $12 US
- For $14 US for Canada
- For $20 US fo overseas
- An Astro-Specimen Identification card (cause all you earthlings look alike)
- An Astro-Specimen research garment (cleverly marketed as a "T-shirt")
- Discounts on merch purchased at live shows (with your ID)
- An issue of "Inside the Saucer Section" (Magazine by yours truely)
Wow!..here is where you send your silly earth dollars
(send money orders or checks please no cash!)
Man or Astro-man? Voluntary Astro-Specimen Group
PO Box 250376
Atlanta, GA 30325
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