Welcome puny earthlings...

The T-Shirts were mailed Today! ! (11/05/96)

So you should be getting it Very soon... There is one sure way to reserve a place for yourself in the future,
and that is by donating yourself to Man or Astro-man? research Laboratories!
That's right, your only hope is to become a Voluntary Astrro-Specimen!

Here is the scoop...

We have so many experiments to do with you earthlings, that rounding up specimens becomes too time consuming, SO.....by using what is disquised as a fan-club, we are able to make you submit with ease, hence incresing our vast efficiency!

Here is how we pacify you:

For $12 US
For $14 US for Canada
For $20 US fo overseas

you get....

An Astro-Specimen Identification card (cause all you earthlings look alike)
An Astro-Specimen research garment (cleverly marketed as a "T-shirt")
Discounts on merch purchased at live shows (with your ID)
An issue of "Inside the Saucer Section" (Magazine by yours truely)

Wow!..

here is where you send your silly earth dollars
(send money orders or checks please no cash!)

Man or Astro-man? Voluntary Astro-Specimen Group

PO Box 250376
Atlanta, GA 30325
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